I am a freelance marketer who fuses the creative and the analytical.

I can help your brand make 1 billion dollars and add 1 million new customers—while using very little hyperbole and BS-marketing speak in the process.

Want to hire me? Let’s talk.

How Can I Help Your Brand?

Copywriting

I especially enjoy writing creative copy with a sense of brand personality. I can write copy that persuades and converts. (Assuming you have something great to sell.)

Voice of Customer Research

I am a survey-taking and data-crunching fiend, and I will help you understand your customers and what they want.

Here’s Some Cool Rocks to Mix Things Up

Paid Social

I’ve directly purchased more than $2.5 million in Facebook and Instagram ads for more than a dozen brands, acquiring tens of thousands of new customers in the process.

Email and Landing Page Funnels

If you want an email sequence that tells a persuasive story and delights users, talk to me. If you want emails that are boring and terrible, talk to someone else.

Digital Marketing Strategy

Want help with your digital marketing strategy? Confused about how to acquire your next 50 or 5,000 customers? Unsure about how much coconut to put in your next smoothie? I can help with that.

“We’ve worked with Alex for over six years because of his elite marketing skills and quality character. He understands all stages of the funnel, provides objective research, writes effective copy, excels at testing and iterating, and is a deeply thoughtful human being.” - Angelo Keely, CEO and co-founder of Kion

My clients are glorious. Behold their splendor.

(A select few are featured for your perusal.)

Kion

Kion is a science-backed, clean supplement company based in Boulder, CO. I love Kion’s Aminos and Clean Protein. Since its inception, I’ve worked with Kion to:

  • acquire thousands of customers with paid social.

  • perform multiple rounds of customer research.

  • optimize conversions and build digital marketing funnels.

Tellason

Tellason makes top-shelf raw denim in the USA. I’ve run their paid social since 2016, acquiring many thousands of new customers in the process. I own a Tellason jacket and a pair of jeans, and they’re cool, cool, cool.

How To Write Funny

How To Write Funny is an online comedy school and the brainchild of Scott Dikkers, co-founder of The Onion. I’ve consulted with HTWF on optimizing their facebook ads and website messaging.

FMTC

I led a voice of customer research and interview project to help FMTC better understand its affiliates, its merchants, and how they use FMTC.

I worked with FMTC’s CEO, Brook Schaaf, to do a website copy rewrite.

ONNO

ONNO makes premium bamboo, hemp, and organic cotton t-shirts. Once I tried ONNO tees, I liked all other t-shirts a lot less.

I’ve helped ONNO optimize their facebook ads and website experience.